NEW RULES (part 1)
New Rules NEW RULE: The Food Network must immediately stop calling Noah Starr a “tech guru.” He READS EMAILS OFF OF A COMPUTER. My dog could do that. Until he starts doing something even remotely...
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A few new rules for our friends who aren’t on the Food Network: NEW RULE: Top Chef has to stop casting annoying, whiny lesbians who complain about everything. They’re giving lesbians a bad name. And...
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New Rule: If Brian Boitano wants people to stop speculating about his sexuality, he has to stop throwing “sausage shindigs” for “secret societies.” Newsflash, Boitano: people aren’t going to strictly...
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